Low Floor

The view from my hotel room on the 3rd floor at Mandalay Bay.

I used to always go for a high floor in these mega hotels. But after walking down 16 flights of stairs during the blackout in NYC a few years ago I've re-thought my choices.

Klassy

You can watch TV and take a bath at the same time.

And they say America has no culture.

Mandalay Bay Hotel, Las Vegas.

Humidity

Inwood Hill Park, NYC.

Westin San Francisco Airport

View from my room.

Amazingly you can hardly hear the planes take off and land. Quality windows.

Sizzler!

Went for a run today from my hotel in South San Francisco. As I passed through the parking lot next to the Sizzler Steakhouse I happened on this abandoned vehicle.

Yikes.

It seemed like a good idea at the time

Let's have the 10 year old kid sit on the diving board holding the 4 month old. Make sure both are hovering over the deep end of the pool.

And then somehow get the dog involved.

Jared, Jessica, Taz. Benicia, CA. 1981.

This is How They Make Snow

Just hit a few buttons and presto, chango--you have snow!

It's as easy as that. Unless you have an emergency. Then you press that button that says "emergency" and you'll be all set.

Holiday Valley Ski Resort, Ellicottville, NY.

This little piggie...

went wee, wee, wee all the way to the cable box in the basement.